Sit the fuck down

Here is the thing, lately I have been taking the bus to and from work and when I started this I was very excited as I thought I would have many exciting and hilarious stories to share with the people of Awesometown....Unfortunately I don't.

There is really nothing going on on the bus. I remember when I was a teenager there was always super crazy shit going on on the bus. Nowadays there is nothing.

There is one exception however. Sometimes I will offer up my seat to an older women and they would flat out refuse to sit down. What the fuck is up with that? Now I look like a dick because I was fully expecting this person to sit and now I'm standing there saying "No really it's OK, have a seat" while they are standing there saying "No really, it's OK, you sit."

Like look I know you are lonely and old and stuff, but I don't want to have a fucking conversation with you, I just want to offer you my seat lady! Clearly I am not 60 years old, so just take it. Obviously you don't want to stand so why are you being such an asshole about the whole thing?

I have seen this happen to other people on the bus too. Some younger person will go through it and it will all be the same, then the guy is standing there looking like a dick with his thumb up his ass. See what happens when you try to be a nice guy!

To deal with this I have now just flat out refused to offer my seat to anyone at any time under any circumstance. Thanks for ruining it for everyone you fucking asshole Dino's who won't sit down.