The Tim Horton's dilemma

I totally understand that it is tough to figure out what you want when you go to Tim Horton's on a daily basis, but here is a fucking tip for you. When you are standing in the five minite 25 people line up maybe you should try and figure it out before you actually get to the fucking counter.

Tim Horton's Cashier - "Hi can I help the next person in line?"

Asshole in line #1 - " Yeah that's me, oh umm can I get ummm oh wait one second I'll have a Triple Triple and ahhhhh um oh wait ummm David, umm ohh umm should I have....ummm oh ok wait, I think I want, ummmm oh doesn't James drink Decaf? Ohhh ummmm."

Asshole in line #2 - "Oh ummm yeah I think umm yeah ahhh maybe yeah, ummm ohh wait I think maybe he likes tea."

Asshole in line #1 - "yeah ahhh tea yeah, what kinds of tea do you have?"

This fucking asshole hasn't even got to the part about the office donuts yet.

HEY FUCKFACE IT'S 8:15AM HOW ABOUT HURRYING THE FUCK UP.

Anyways you get the picture. I swear if ever here another fucking asshole have a conversation remotely similar to this after they have been standing in line for five fucking minutes I will literally grab two full coffee containers, jump on their back like a monkey and proceed to play Monkey cymbals on their fucking head.

Not only will everyone in the line up behind me feel a wonderous feeling of satisfaction when the dude is bleeding and crying , but as an added bonus I am sure the event would make at least local news and then everyone in the community would feel an all round feeling of good all over.