MTV SUCKS!
Everyone is all over Britney about last nights VMA's performance and granted it was fucking terrible. Basically Britney looked like a coked out 15 year old girl dancing at the Ozone. That's right the HOZone.Anyways if you look at the big picture Britney wasn't anything worse than the entire VMA's. That's right folks Britney Spears is a scapegoat for MTV.
When you look at the big picture Britney just went up there and did what was expected of any of these bullshit one dimensional celebrates, and love him or hate him even someone who has some talent like Justin Timberlake they didn't let play an entire song without cutting him off to go to commercial.
The VMA's are clearly the worst and most obnoxious awards show on the planet. Oh yeah and good work with the bleeping out every fucking second word of every song. Yeah "noose" is a very very bad word, glad you sheltered me from such a dangerous word MTV.
Seriously. I think they had like three musical acts all night and then they all just randomly showed up at other "VIP parties" and you would have 50 Cent with Fall Out Boy. Fucking Fall out boy? Are you kidding me. Who the fuck wants to go to a VIP party where Fall Out Boy is playing? That's more like a punishment the government should be inflicting on suspected terrorists.
In all honesty the American Administration could learn a thing or two from watching the MTV MVA's. Put Fall Out Boy and Kanye West in a room with some of the higher ups in al qaeda and you would have the answers to where bin Laden is hiding in about 30 seconds.
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MTV, you are quickly becoming IRRELOVENT.
Labels: MTV
posted by The Mayor Of Awesometown at 7:32 AM
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Tonight the Mayor and I were getting ready for bed and I took my shirt off to put it in the laundry and he said....wait for it....'You are much sexier than Britney Spears.'
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? People of Awesometown - the Mayorette is pissed!
It means you are sexier than Britney Spears. What do you think it means? Pretty plain and simple if you ask me.
I have seen toothless, balding crack whores with no finger nails in our alley that are sexier than Britney Spears....
A true Britney fan: disturbed. Literally. This is tough to watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc
Apologies; you'll have to cut-and-paste the link.
I've never been one to stick up for Britney Spears but she really wasn't that bad, it was boring and uninspired and she looked drunk. And as for her appearance, compared to what she has looked like in the recent past she actually looked pretty good.
That being said Mayorette you should take Rob's statement as a compliment and you must have some pretty hot balding crack whores with no finger nails in you alley
If you said Richelle was sexier than someone who is actually still sexy by most people's definition there wouldn't be any problem. I think what she means is, "sexier than Britney Spears? That isn't saying much."
But I think this Britney stuff is being blown out of proportion. What do people want? Lasers to shoot out of her snatch? She was never that talented to begin with.
"sexier than Britney Spears? That isn't saying much."
What!? No way. I never would have got that impression at all ;)
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